Simon Cwirko with an electrode taped to his forehead

Simon Cwirko

He does magic shows.P.S. yes those tattoos are real.

CH 02 · THE TAPE

Showreel

Please observe carefully.

The following footagedemonstrates Simonin action.

Blinking is permitted.

Enjoy the experience.

Simon's cardboard monitor, the showreel playing in its screen

► PLAY  SP  0:00:00

A tiny Simon standing on top of the cardboard monitor, dangling a long potato peel
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head
Simon's head

CLICK A HEAD

CH 04 · THE THEATRE SHOW

Never say no
to a wizard

Bread bin of mystery and other magical phenomena

"I left feeling full of child-like wonder."Google review

The future, as a kid in post-communist Poland imagined it: strange, warm, and occasionally powered by a potato. Comedy, mind reading and true stories, right in front of your face, performed on machines Simon built himself.

Consider this your invitation. As we all know, you never say no to a wizard.

  • "Throughout the show I was on the edge of my seat."
  • "Magic and wonder, stories and laughter shared with a tiny roomful of strangers."
  • "My brain hurts from trying to figure out how they did some of them."

★★★★★ 5.0 · 44 GOOGLE REVIEWS

SEE IT LIVE AT BRISTOL MAGIC THEATRE →

CH 05 · THIS IS SIMON

Subject:
Simon

He has been doing this

for more than twenty years.

 

He has performed

in a desert in Australia.

He has performed

at the Magic Castle in Hollywood.

He has performed

in a toy museum in Mexico City

with one million toys in it.

 

Simon has been in different places,

at many different occasions.

 

He was made in Poland.

He is based in Bristol, England.

He can be booked anywhere on the planet.

If interplanetary bookings become available,

he will take those too.

 

All Simon wants to do is perform.

He is performing well.

Simon in a black suit, holding his jacket up in his teeth

CH 06 · COLLABORATIONS

Odd projects welcome

Theatre-makers, brands,

film people, inventors.

If it is strange, say hello.

CH 07 · THE BOX

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM SIMON?

► CLICK THE BOX. IT HAS THINGS TO SAY.

Simon sitting on the floor in a black suit, a red cable running from the patch on his forehead to a potato